And then, I made those pancakes disappear. Viola! Or Wall-La! Or Vie-Oh-La! Or however you prefer. Those bitches were GONE. Magic.
Magic Banana Pancakes:
(Makes about 6 small pancakes.)
Take two eggs and one banana.
Put the banana in the food processor; whirl. Add the eggs. Whirl for 10 push-ups.
Heat some fat of your choice in a pan. Coconut oil, butter, bacon fat. I used some (@1/2 tbsp) butter, just because I like the saltiness.
Pour the batter in small puddles. (Small puddles flip better.)
Do 20 slow, really good push ups.
Flip (the pancakes. Or, if you can do a backflip in your kitchen, I approve of that as well).
Do 20 more push ups.